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    viciousdoughnut:

    september? more like october preparation month

      zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

      zackisontumblr:

      I love iOS 8 (:

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        willandmatthew:

Cutest laugh ever.

        willandmatthew:

        Cutest laugh ever.

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              "You’re such a fuckass!"
              "…did you just call me a fuckass?"

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                    Have you and Hank ever considered doing the Amazing Race?

                    fishingboatproceeds:

                    Hank and I think television is cool, but we don’t really want to be on it, especially not in a sustained way. This is not in any way a dig at people who like being on TV. Just a personal preference thing. We like the Internet, where we control the stuff we make and get to decide how it gets sent out into the world.

                    Also I find it difficult to stand on a table, so I don’t think I’d really be a good Amazing Race candidate.

                    + him
                    + ?
                      yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

                      yuugimutouandatemu:

                      beautifulgodzilla:

                      beautifulgodzilla:

                      THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

                      IT GOT BETTER

                        indsie:

                        did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

                          reallyreallyreallytrying:

                          i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

                            nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

                            nicevagina:

                            "Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

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                              carleecochina:

                              221bbarricade:

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                              pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

                              the-goddamazon:

                              lancrebitch:

                              crunchierkatie:

                              i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

                              i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

                              I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

                              i want an update on this

                              FUCKING AMAZING

                              FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

                              Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

                              A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

                              Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

                              Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

                              ‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

                              The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

                              ‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

                              After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

                              ‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

                              Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

                              Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

                              http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

                              Yaaaaasssssss ladies stick together

                              (Source: twirpy)